36Strandpiel, Book Two » by A.A. Pessimal The continuation of the saga of interlocking families and friends, spread across at least two continents.
T, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 26, words: 256k+, favs: 8, follows: 12, updated: 10/4 published: 1/17
Turning out the Lights by Jack's Shack of Story Yaks What happens when Everything is gone?
K, English, words: 84, 9/6, Death
39Facebook Shorts written for the Times » by A.A. Pessimal Collected short pieces originally written for a Facebook group ("The Ankh-Morpork Times - News of the Disc") To be added to as I retrieve them. A series (eventually) of very short chapters.
T, English, Humor, chapters: 34, words: 16k+, favs: 9, follows: 9, updated: 8/21 published: 12/21/2016
Gold by Disworl He's spent very little of his life as himself. [Moist von Lipwig alternate character interpretation/character study]
K+, English, Drama & Angst, words: 814, 7/11, Moist von L.
Afterwards by EvilDMMk3 When Death finally comes for Lord Vetinari the former Patrician's final gambit starts to unfold.
T, English, Fantasy, words: 5k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 7/8, Vetinari, Sam Vimes, Death, Susan Sto Helit
7The Red and the White » by A.A. Pessimal born out of a one-paragraph short which had potential. Set in Lancre, a long time before the present, with three suspiciously familiar Witches who may be Ancestors. Lancre has a Castle. But how did it come to be? In our age, Alice Band speculates. As she knows well, Folklore and History have the answers. birdwhistle's "Antiquities Of Ye Kingdomme of Lancre" is consulted...
K+, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 24k+, favs: 5, follows: 6, updated: 5/13 published: 9/4/2019, Magrat, Nanny Ogg, GrannyWeatherwax
My Brother the Sun » by L von Ziel This is a story about barbarians. It is meant as something that would show how mean they were behaving. But it has become better with time. It was not meant to be a serious report on them. I tried to make it as authentic as possible. The one that I was really inspired by was from a Jack Palance movie where the king had killed the girl's father.
K, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 5, words: 9k+, updated: 5/10 published: 3/21, GrannyWeatherwax
2In the Bleak Mid-Winter » by Stoker Blake A young soldier reflects on her career so far. Joining up, Basic Training and first posting. Mostly very minor characters (in some cases unnamed in the book) being revisited It's a story about soldiers so "Suitable for teens, 13 years and older, with some violence, minor coarse language, and minor suggestive adult themes."
T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 6k+, updated: 3/24 published: 1/1
3 Call of the Chirp by Ian D UK Ponder struggles with communication
T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 3/2, Mustrum Ridcully, Ponder Stibbons, GrannyWeatherwax
In your hair, in your fur by poketroubadour In The Fifth Elephant, as Carrot pursues Angua towards Uberwald, he reflects on the werewolf's dual nature and on their relationship so far. Songfic based upon characters and story developed by Terry Pratchett. Oneshot, please review!
K+, English, Poetry & Romance, words: 573, 1/29, Carrot, Angua
70The Price of Flight » by A.A. Pessimal In which flight-minded Witch Olga Romanoff gets a very big challenge. Can she fly this? A spin-off from "Strandpiel"
K, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 33, words: 252k+, favs: 13, follows: 11, updated: 1/23 published: 12/22/2018
35Zoo Tales » by A.A. Pessimal Posibly the beginning of a new cycle set in the City Zoo. No sex except for the animals and not much swearing. Though watch where you stand... new cover image goes with Chapter 7; Russian sword-dancer who in look and attitude is my character Irena P. (might change it back to winged elephant later)
K, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 8, words: 36k+, favs: 20, follows: 18, updated: 1/23 published: 10/22/2011
2Discworld - Paddy Whack! by jonathansutton1284 Short story about the guilds of Ankh-Morpork. Placed shortly after THUD! Enjoy.
K+, English, Fantasy & Humor, words: 7k+, 1/11
1Children and Dragons by zissa "Children, Sybil had decided, were perhaps only half a step removed from swamp dragons in terms of their complexity of care. Hers, for instance, was currently plopped down on his bum in the center of the foyer, screaming bloody murder over the indignity of wearing a fluffy hat." Sybil, the two Sams, and a not-so-quiet snowy evening.
K, English, Family, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 1/4
2 The Yunk and the Restless by Nomad1 Polly spends the night in a nest of vampires. It involves questionable accents, even more questionable nightclothes, and a certain amount of confusion over quite how she ended up classified as Maladicta's 'yunk lady'. (Polly/Maladicta)
T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 2, 1/1, Polly P.
SACHARISSA 1 by SCRIPS Sacharissa Cripslock saves Ankh-Morpork from the clutches of a dastardly Klatchian Prince
K, English, Fantasy, words: 9k+, 1/1
3The KlatchianMorporkian Relations Committee » by LadyJafaria The almost-war is over, but things are still not going well for the Klatchians in Ankh-Morpork, and Vimes enlists a young Assassin to help sort things out. Mainly original characters, set just after Jingo.
K+, English, chapters: 5, words: 12k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, updated: 12/24/2020 published: 7/30/2010, Sam Vimes
2Death Meets Binky by Knightcrawler The story of how Death meets Binky, inspired by Death mentioning, in Reaper Man, that he used to ride a steed of flames and a skeletal one, and the trouble caused by these types of steeds.
K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 11/30/2020
Djinn & Tonic by Stoker Blake Be careful what you wish for. A very short dark Discworld tale concerning the importance of wishes being granted to the letter, rather than the spirit. A mix of 'the monkey's paw' 'Bedazzled' and 'A thousand and one Arabian nights'
T, English, Supernatural & Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 11/23/2020
8servir et protéger » by ylg recueil de ficlets sur Vimes, avec apparition de Sybil, Vetinari et le Guet :: 18ème vignette : chez le fourrier. 19e: Vimes/Sybil et l'alcool. 20e: Cimetière des Petits Dieux. 21e: Reg, flic zombie. 22 et 23èmes : en décalage. 24e: et quand il n'en restera plus. 25e: Cheery et Igor, matériel. 26e: Dr Lawn et Sir Samuel. MàJ, 27 et 28es: Lady Sybil, bonnes manières. ::gen::
T, French, Drama, chapters: 28, words: 7k+, favs: 1, updated: 11/15/2020 published: 10/8/2009, Sybil R., Reg S., Sam Vimes, Sammies
1trafic de dingues » by ylg mini recueil de mini fics centrées sur Ankh Morpork modernisée :: 1ère vignette : Moist, circulation urbaine. 2e: Mr Fusspot et son joujou mécanique. 3e: Le régime de Vetinari lui survivra-t-il ? 4e: Périmé, le vieux CMOT ? 5e: L'invention de l'argent. 6e: et des post it. 7e: Saccharissa, visible. MàJ, 8e: Juliet, identité. 9e: le plus vieux métier du monde. ::gen::
K+, French, Humor & Drama, chapters: 9, words: 2k+, updated: 11/15/2020 published: 6/14/2014, Moist von L., Vetinari, Mrs. Palm, Juliet S.
1 une grande famille » by ylg Monstrous Regiment :: on dit que l'Armée est une grande famille, que le sergent Jackrum était un père pour ses hommes, ses petit gars. Finalement, Polly suivra t elle son exemple ? ::drabble, gen::
K+, French, chapters: 3, words: 587, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 11/15/2020 published: 10/25/2014, Polly P., J. Jackrum, OC
5 Borrowed Time » by killbothtwins Ankh-Morpork is struck with a crime spree. Well, reverse-crime spree. The Watch is (reluctantly) on the case. People are dying, and it's up to Vimes, Carrot, and Angua to figure out why. The Watch makes an interesting new ally, a fellow who talks in A?? C??s...
T, English, chapters: 8, words: 31k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, updated: 11/11/2020 published: 9/9/2020
le prix des choses » by ylg drabbles Uberwald :: 1ère vignette : pour tout le reste. 2ème : des attributs de pouvoir chez le Bas Roi des Nains et... peut être des attributs de féminité ? 3ème : la gravité est une dure ma?tresse. 4ème : et chez les Vampires d'en face... 5ème : Rhyss, négociation. 6ème : Sally, fichu narrativium. MàJ, 7ème : Dee, pollution culturelle. ::drabbles, gen::
K+, French, chapters: 7, words: 1k+, updated: 11/11/2020 published: 3/11/2010, Cheery L., Sally von H, Rhys Rhysson, Lady Margolotta
2une autre forme de magie » by ylg ficlets sur les Sorcières :: 12ème vignette : Tiffany et Feegles, responsable. 13e: Esk, puissance. 14 et 15es: Granny vs Lily. 16e: Magrat, projection. 17e: Nanny, cycle. 18e: Tiffany/Hiverrier. 19e: Magrat, recettes. 20e: Tiffany, enfant perdu. 21e: Agnes, talent. 22e: Granny Aching, héritage. 23e: Letitia, pouvoirs. MàJ, 24e: une Kelda. 25e: Mrs Cake ! ::gen et un peu d'het::
T, French, Romance, chapters: 25, words: 4k+, updated: 11/11/2020 published: 10/6/2009, Mrs. Cake, Magrat, Nanny Ogg, GrannyWeatherwax